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Teach yourself Active Web database programming in 21 days
Based on the best-selling Teach Yourself series, this must-have tutorial uses a day-by-day approach and real-world examples to teach readers the ins and outs of Visual Basic programming with databases for the Web.
Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons
From mountain and valley, from hill and dale, people are asking, "How can I have moreDilbertin my life?" Help is at hand with a blast from the past in Scott Adams' very first compilation ofDilbertcomic strips,Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons.
It is tempting to compare Adams' work to that of Leonardo da Vinci. The differences are striking. Adams displays good jokes and strong character development, whereas da Vinci has been skating for years on his ability to do shading. Advantage: Adams.
Elantris was the capital of Arelon: gigantic, beautiful, literally radiant, filled with benevolent beings who used their powerful magical abilities for the benefit of all. Yet each of these demigods was once an ordinary person until touched by the mysterious transforming power of the Shaod. Ten years ago, without warning, the magic failed. Elantrians became wizened, leper-like, powerless creatures, and Elantris itself dark, filthy, and crumbling. Arelon's new capital, Kae, crouches in the shadow of Elantris. Princess Sarene of Teod arrives for a marriage of state with Crown Prince Raoden, hoping -- based on their correspondence -- to also find love. She finds instead that Raoden has died and she is considered his widow. Both Teod and Arelon are under threat as the last remaining holdouts against the imperial ambitions of the ruthless religious fanatics of Fjordell.
Man Walks Into a Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD. -Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? "He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! " -A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." -Where do you get virgin wool from? "An ugly sheep!" -What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ""Oh look! Donut seeds!" -The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines--it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.
Scott Adams Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons
Douglas Adams Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Scott Rosenberg Dreaming in Code
Brandon Sanderson Elantris
Richard Branson Losing My Virginity
Stephen Arnott, Mike Haskins Man Walks Into a Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners
Marcus Buckingham, Donald O. Clifton Now, Discover Your Strengths